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In "Thrash," The Trump Supporter Dies at the End
Thrash, a new entry in the Shark Week genre, gleefully eats a Trump supporter while the people we care about live
2 hrs ago • Charles Bastille
Why I'm Not Leaving Substack.
Fight or flight? My answer is to fight cowards like Andrew Tate
Apr 15 • Charles Bastille
[Satire] Paramount Skydance to Reboot "The Chosen"
Newly Trumpified movie studio to take over all rights to the original
Apr 14 • Charles Bastille
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Why You May Need to Leave Substack
Jul 21, 2025 • Charles Bastille
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's Wife Reveals "Recent Discoveries"
Jul 11, 2025 • Charles Bastille
Today’s New York Times Hit Piece on Kamala Harris Was Extraordinary Even for Them
Dec 19, 2024 • Charles Bastille
A Progress Report on the Destruction of America
Apr 1, 2025
No, Musk’s Teenage Tech Bros Can’t Rewrite the Federal Code Base in a Week
Feb 5, 2025 • Charles Bastille
Florida is Dying
Aug 19, 2024 • Charles Bastille

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[Satire] Paramount Skydance to Reboot "The Chosen"
Newly Trumpified movie studio to take over all rights to the original
Apr 14 • Charles Bastille
The U.S. Needed to Bomb Iran Because They’ve Been Attacking Us for 47 Years!
Debating Trump's Iran War defenders can be done with two words and one name: Mohammed Mossadegh
Apr 10 • Charles Bastille
The Trickster Laughs at Us While His Sycophants Roll in Mounds of New Cash [UPDATED]
The TACO Presidency is the Trump crime family's alarming new way to haul in cash
Apr 8 • Charles Bastille

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A Song for Vampires
An Easter story: Atticus Argeadai (Jade Mourning) visits the Middle East
Apr 5 • Charles Bastille
Psalm of Vampires: Chapter 24
Hunger Pangs
Apr 4 • Charles Bastille
Restive Souls Excerpt: Moriarty's Tale
The Brits take Charleston, but a British captain grieves
Mar 12 • Charles Bastille

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