Why can't I have normal imaginary friends?
Very humourous read, Charles - and I'm not completely awake just yet this morning.
A couple of things:
This line was unexpectedly amusing while drinking the 1st coffee of the day - deliciously incongruous:
“Even though I’m a vampire,” he said after appearing out of nowhere while I was stuffing my face at The Waffle House,
Somebody immediately came to mind when I read this:
"He swears more than an F-bomb-hurling Substacker yelling about that maniac president of yours."
Thanks, Ellen. It usually takes me most of the day to wake up, and into the night, and then it’s time to sleep again. Maddening.
I had a few Substackers in mind when I wrote that F bomb reference. Some of them are pretty fun. It’s almost a cottage industry these days. :-)
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Very humourous read, Charles - and I'm not completely awake just yet this morning.
A couple of things:
This line was unexpectedly amusing while drinking the 1st coffee of the day - deliciously incongruous:
“Even though I’m a vampire,” he said after appearing out of nowhere while I was stuffing my face at The Waffle House,
Somebody immediately came to mind when I read this:
"He swears more than an F-bomb-hurling Substacker yelling about that maniac president of yours."
Thanks, Ellen. It usually takes me most of the day to wake up, and into the night, and then it’s time to sleep again. Maddening.
I had a few Substackers in mind when I wrote that F bomb reference. Some of them are pretty fun. It’s almost a cottage industry these days. :-)