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Cliff Lake's avatar

I don't know if this timeline we're in is satire or some Marvel comic alternate universe CERN threw us into a few years back.

Charles Bastille's avatar

I hadn't considered CERN. I've considered aliens, of course. But not CERN. CERN would seem more likely, since they're Europeans and probably out to get us.

Cliff Lake's avatar

It's just that they're so sciency and whatnot. How can you trust people that demand proof of concept all the time?

Charles Bastille's avatar

Magic is much more magical, anyway.

Cliff Lake's avatar

I hear there are nine rings available...

Susan Niemann's avatar

This is satire.

This is STILL satire. 😂

There’s a gem in virtually every sentence.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Charles Bastille's avatar

Most of gems are from them! As usual! :-)

Michael G's avatar

Me think the Cannibal could sit next to the Orange Melon Head’s favorite real life friend Hannibal Lecter. They could discuss, chew on, and digest the alternative facts as spewed out Orange Melon Head’s mouth. Kristi is for dessert during the Democrats’ rebuttal speech.