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Jenifer Jorgenson's avatar

OMG. I just sat here snickering through this entire story. But the part that really got me?

"Cat Jesus noticed in the crowd the presence of several catfishers, which he could recognize because they were wearing long wigs in an attempt to present themselves as female cats to unsuspecting male cats."

Genius, sir. Simply genius.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thank you! It was fun to write:-)

Gloria Horton-Young's avatar

This is outrageous and totally wonderful.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thanks:-). My big fat ESV study bible flew off my nightstand and hit me in the head while I was writing this, but I soldiered on.

Gloria Horton-Young's avatar

Lordy!!!!

Rain Robinson's avatar

Haha... no Messiah organ music. Catfishing. Greatest story ever told, CB. This kitteh staff person was verily amused.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thanks. It was a fun one to write.

EllenPepper's avatar

I just read this again. It's even more hilarious the 2nd time around.

EllenPepper's avatar

This is very well-written and highly amusing, Charles.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thank you! It was fun doing the prompts.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thanks! My favorite part is the fate of dog Satan 😈