Hello, fellow agents of political misfortune (it’s turning around for the better, though!).
I’ve been in the middle of a move (done!), and am trying to crank out Chapter Two of the Psalm of Vampires sequel (a day away?).
In the meantime, I leave you with this self-explanatory image. I made it all by myself and everything. No AI, because I’ve been using Photoshop since it was Barneyscan.
If you don’t get the joke, you deserve accolades for avoiding the doomscrolling this weekend.
I hope you have a blessed day.
Notes
No AI. No reservoirs were drained in the making of this image.
Joke hint: The image is based on an image of Mitch McConnell and his happy wife, Elaine Chao, that some people are saying is AI. Laura Loomer, she of the “more insane than even other MAGAts” faction of the insurrectionist band of murderers, racists, crime families, and haters, is especially worked up over the image released by McConnell to prove he’s not dead.
This updated image is proof that the image is real.
Thanks for reading!





But why is her happy hand hidden behind his elbow instead of resting on his arm or shoulder?
some orderly could make a bazillion dollars if s/he just took a real picture of Mitch as he now is.