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Paula Rossi's avatar

Love the song! And will be hearing billions of Chinese laughing all night long.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thanks! I’ll admit to a guilty pleasure doing the song. :-)

Katharine Valentino's avatar

I didn't watch the speech. I've been getting close to physically ill when I hear all the lies. So, thanks for posting it so I could skim it to see how our would-be dictator intends to become an actual dictator. By the way, I loved the phrase, "occasionally United States."

Has anybody actually eaten Tide Pods? Maybe I'm really behind the times.

Charles Bastille's avatar

There was a little bit of excitement around kids eating them when they first came out. I assume the good doctor somehow picked up the habit from one of his kids back in the day.

Anna Biggs's avatar

I had to google and read about Malort, and now I am dying not to try it.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Reserved for those who hate themselves enough to listen to a full TrumpleThinSkin speech. :-)

EllenPepper's avatar

Ok, the good doctor was on point.

However, I feel inclined to complain that there were too many trump words. My eyes are bleeding from the very sight. Hematoma heartbreak - because the stupid, it hurts..

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"...the amazing, incredible, testosterone-rich, and wonderful Charles Bastille..."

Hagsbreath influence on the hormone factor? heh heh

Charles Bastille's avatar

The more Tide Pods I pay him, the more he compliments he gives.

EllenPepper's avatar

I need friends like that. Are Tide Pods as delicious as they’re made out to be online?

lol

Charles Bastille's avatar

I don't know. I never test products from sponsors.

EllenPepper's avatar

"Jeppson's Malört is an American brand of bäsk liqueur, a type of brännvin flavored with wormwood. "

"It (wormwood) is commonly used as an ingredient in absinthe and has a bitter taste, with historical uses in traditional medicine for digestive issues and as an antiparasitic."

WTH is going on in Chicago that people drink a bitter antiparasitic? lol

Now I'll read the good doctor's report. 😁

Charles Bastille's avatar

It's the perfect beverage for the masochism that is watching (or reading about) Trump.

It's made in Chicago, and is often referred to there in jest.

EllenPepper's avatar

Yes, I read about the Chicago predilection for that very strange liqueur. lol

Charles Bastille's avatar

I’m pretty sure it originated there, at least from the standpoint of U.S. distribution. It’s a running joke in Chicago. “Give that man a malort!”

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I loved Dr. Hemoglobin and enjoyed hearing your AI song, ‘pedo president’ again.

Charles Bastille's avatar

He's adorable, isn't he? Thanks!