Off subject, but never off target, did you see the photos from Dumpf’s Kennedy Center presser where he went off the rails talking about who has what cancer diagnosis? To Dumpf’s right was Howdy Doody Johnson with his usual look of biting tongue, clinched lipped, holding in a need to crap look every time Dumpf went off topic. To Dumpf’s left was your favorite politigirl Suzie, carefully watching Dumpf to make sure he read from the prepared script in front of him, much as an overbearing mother watches her five year old read his summer vacation story book.
Sounds like a cross between Hogan’s Heroes and McHale’s Navy. Colonel Klink promoted to Rear Admiral Dumpf is the cameo for Dear Leader. Of course the production will need a technical expert advisor on all things real Nazi - Stephen Miller.
"...a slapstick romp for the ages." Too funny for words.
All the actors, and the director, and the casting director, are Skarsgårds.
Except for A.I. Harpo Marx, who plays the firefighter.
And then, American actor Peter Sarsgaard wanders in...
lol
“The Defense Secretary walks shirtless around the ship throughout most of the film, revealing disturbing Nazi tattoos. Rarely sober, he demands that the ship’s captain pin a medal of honor on his bare chest after each nation’s leader is replaced.”
Do the medals get pinned onto his bare chest. Please say yes.
just thank you.
I loved this, although I think that Bill was wasted as the “we were just f-ing there” officer — he should’ve played War Secretary.
Excellent writing, as always!
Thanks. :-)
Your comments are noted and will be delivered to the Skarsgård family.
Off subject, but never off target, did you see the photos from Dumpf’s Kennedy Center presser where he went off the rails talking about who has what cancer diagnosis? To Dumpf’s right was Howdy Doody Johnson with his usual look of biting tongue, clinched lipped, holding in a need to crap look every time Dumpf went off topic. To Dumpf’s left was your favorite politigirl Suzie, carefully watching Dumpf to make sure he read from the prepared script in front of him, much as an overbearing mother watches her five year old read his summer vacation story book.
I did not see. Generally, the only time I see a photo or video of Trump is when I’ve been kidnapped by Magats and forced to view them at gunpoint.
Sounds like a cross between Hogan’s Heroes and McHale’s Navy. Colonel Klink promoted to Rear Admiral Dumpf is the cameo for Dear Leader. Of course the production will need a technical expert advisor on all things real Nazi - Stephen Miller.
Ha ha, might as well make him useful.
To be broadcast simultaneously on Fox, OANN, and Russian State television. Hosted by Kid Rock and Kanye West.
Completely plausible.
Brilliant!!! Bravo!
Hey, Elbows Up, eh? 🇨🇦
That was a fun read. You could make millions $$ reviewing movies.
If that were true, I’d do it! There aren’t many things I wouldn’t do for a million bucks, except vote for Trump. :-)
👍
"...a slapstick romp for the ages." Too funny for words.
All the actors, and the director, and the casting director, are Skarsgårds.
Except for A.I. Harpo Marx, who plays the firefighter.
And then, American actor Peter Sarsgaard wanders in...
lol
“The Defense Secretary walks shirtless around the ship throughout most of the film, revealing disturbing Nazi tattoos. Rarely sober, he demands that the ship’s captain pin a medal of honor on his bare chest after each nation’s leader is replaced.”
Do the medals get pinned onto his bare chest. Please say yes.
Yes, of course they do. He'll be drunk. He won't feel a thing.
I have to admit, I'm sort of proud of the Peter Sarsgaard appearance. :-)
He must be a distant relative of the Skarsgårds. 😁
I bet he's pining for the fjords.