[SATIRE] Ruminato Announces its First Movie Production: Ghost
We knew Trump would ejaculate a terrible response to Robert Mueller's death, and we were ready
This post is satire.
Our crack movie production team had this movie in the can, ready to go, because we knew Trump would say something awful if we had the misfortune of losing Robert Mueller first, and woah, the shizhead didn’t disappoint, did he?
Luckily for us, we cranked out this movie before Chuck Norris passed away, too, and who better to play Robert Mueller as “The Ghost” who haunts the shifty weasel?
In this exciting horror movie event and reboot of the Demi Moore/Patrick Swayze classic, Chuck Norris plays the ghost of Robert Mueller, who haunts what’s left of Donald Trump, played by Larry David.
Trump, cock sure he has defeated Iran in a bizarre war of dueling fuel depot explosions, celebrates Mueller’s death.
Unknown to him, though, residing in the rubble of the East Wing, is the ghost of Mueller, who stalks the hapless idiot throughout the White House wherever he goes.
Mueller is there to make one special delivery that might end the Trump presidency once and for all.
Whoopi Goldberg reprises her role as Oda Mae Brown, who delights in watching Trump suffer, and finds a psychic way to televise the entirety of the haunt on “The View.”
Can the orange slithereen escape his final judgement day? Or will this be the demise America has been waiting for?
Spoiler alert: This movie is directed by Robert Rodriguez.
Just wait until you see the rebooted version of the penny scene. If you love body horror, you’ll love this scene and beg for more!
Notes
Don’t ask me how we managed to talk Paramount and David Ellison into releasing this movie. Trade secret.
Image credits: Poster by author. Trump image by Gage Skidmore through a Creative Commons license, altered by author. Paramount image: fair use claim. No AI was used in the creation of the poster. I did ask AI if it could identify the fonts used in the original poster. It tried. It failed. All the guesses were wrong.
Can you find any Easter Eggs in the poster?
Thanks for reading!
Elbows 🇨🇦 Up!
Canada? I hear a few went to Ireland.
BUT I WANT TO GO SEE THE MOVIE!!!! I'll be good, and sit in the back.