She’s Just Not That into You
The first movie from Witkoff Kushner Productions takes a candid look at Republican family values
The first movie made by Witkoff Kushner Productions explores the tender romance between a man suffering an unknown bout with death and his loving wife, who visits China when she learns that he’s been stricken.
Ruminato’s crack team of somewhat drunken journalists has obtained an exclusive look at the initial movie poster.
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Image credits: Image of Elaine Chao by Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons; Image of Mitch public domain via Facebook; Image of coffin licensed from Adobe Stock; image smashup by author. No AI. No reservoirs were drained in the making of this goofy fake poster.
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