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Thus Spaketh Your King's avatar

Breaking: Stephen Miller has re-named the position “Chief of Staff”; he will be officially known as “Wartime Consigliere”.

Roach Lhasa's avatar

Miller is a parasite, a vulture, a rat in human form. He knows that even a dead boy like the modern republican party can provide something of value if your willing to stick around and endure the smell.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Terrific column. I knew Miller was a weirdo but damn...so hateful. Very frightening but not above the law...even the damn DOJ. This nightmare must end soon.

Kazmological's avatar

I just can't work out why some people get brainworms of this persuasion. Like ... what a waste of time and energy. That Miller is so full of fear that he's made it his life's work to fear other human beings? What a sad, pathetic weirdo. Honestly, if ever there's been a case of urgent grass-touch reconnection with the required, healthy, normal aspects of a life lived richly, full of reward and joy and without regrets, it's this sad, sad excuse for a person.

Charles Bastille's avatar

If it’s any comfort, I think this is a classic example of not reading the room.

Kazmological's avatar

It's worse than that, it's like a self-destructive death-cult psychological illness, what's wrong with Miller. I could almost pity him, but he's willingly sought again and again to act like a total loser. What a waste of a life. Especially so considering the history of his own family, what amazing people they were, as you effectively outline.

EllenPepper's avatar

People as filled with hatred as Miller is should not be allowed anywhere near government of the people, by the people, for the people - because he isn't.

Charles Bastille's avatar

True. He's been with the malevolence of mar-a-lago since 2016, though, so our shoulds are not their shoulds.

Cliff Lake's avatar

I'd like to reference the whole "devil you know" thing but between these two demon-infected, anything can and probably will happen.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Yep, who knows. Could also just be a temporary morale booster for the stunned maga shock troops.

Cliff Lake's avatar

Welp, if we see a upswing in the sale of brown clothing tops we'll know what's coming...