Stunning Development: Melania Edits Trump from All Her Photos
"If Spain can do it, so can I," says the beaming First Lady of Malignancy
First Lady of Malignancy Melania Trump today announced that she would follow Spain's lead after it edited Trump out of World Cup celebration photos.
“Today I’m announcing that I will be editing my (gag! blargh!) husband out of all existing photographs on the internets. This will be my greatest contribution to society and you will all be happy!”
There was no comment from Trump’s propaganda network, True Sociopath.
Note to Snopes: Yes, this is satire.
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My tech savvy millennial offspring keep trying to show me some iPhone photo editing feature that can delete objects from a taken and saved photo. I haven’t even remembered how to do it let alone mastered the technique. But here’s my Big Idea (I’ll accept token amounts of royalties from whoever can develop a functional tech for this): A “delete all” feature that will automatically scrub Drumpf from all photos and images. Just like a spam feature for your email or blocked callers. Never seen.
LOL! What a relief that must have been.
(I know, I know...)