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Hannah's avatar

He spelled Newsom wrong. It's Newsome. One of my pet peeves.

I didn't know he also uses Covenant Eyes. I thought only Holy Mike and Son did that.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Gavin spells it Newsom. It's all his fault.

https://www.gov.ca.gov/

Covenant Eyes. Lol what a name. That's perfect. I hadn't heard of it. Mike Johnson uses it? I mean, isn't it for people who actually need help not watching porn? I checked it out on the Android store and it looks like it's for people who can't control their urges to the point they need an app to... What? Yell at them? Sound an alarm? Deduct money using the payment system attached to your phone store?

What a world.

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Hannah's avatar

Dumb Gavin can't spell.

Holy Mike and Son use it to monitor porn use. Yep, it's as gross as it sounds. It's an early warning system of sorts. Just what any normal dad and son do together.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Lol on the dumb Gavin comment!

Well, some fathers and sons go fishing together, and some fathers and sons sit on the couch and watch dirty movies together!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"I laid out attack plans perfectly, my snarling little waif"

"my sweet Hindu love child."

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Is that a vaccine mark on The couchf*cker?

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Lol, I have no idea. But I’m rather proud of that graphic for reasons I can’t explain.

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