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The Bitch Folder's avatar

I’m amazed that ANY woman wants Ken Paxton. Either to marry, or to cheat with.

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Hans Meyer's avatar

Masochism would explain it.

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Goldfish's avatar

The plea for privacy from a man stripping away everyone's privacy is just the cherry on top, ain't it?

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JCL's avatar

Paxton is a crook. Texas Republicans can’t find any honest people to run the State. The wealthy fake-Christian mega donors want their perverted view of government.

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George Costigan's avatar

If it's a biblical divorce, does that mean we get to stone him for adultery?

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Charles Bastille's avatar

I think if you dig through Leviticus or Deuteronomy, you can find something even more satisfying. :-)

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Chakriya Bowman's avatar

You had me at “urging its citizens to send each other to prison for attempting to preserve one’s bodily autonomy.”

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SCS - Michigan's avatar

On the edge of my seat: Will Ernesto be able to serve the subpoena?? Will Kenny boy escape unscathed?? What a silly-stupid tangled web!

You should write a book 💙

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Oh yes, he served it — sort of! Left it in the driveway! But that’s probably why it got thrown out of court. I don’t think leaving it in the driveway whilst the perp is driving away is sufficient, lol. :-)

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jpg's avatar

And if I recall correctly, this is the third time ( at least?) that Ken has had a woman-on-the-side problem. The first 2 times it was with the same woman. After his initial fall, he told his staff the affair was over and apologized. But sometime later an AG office employee bumped into the Ken and the former, now current again girlfriend, in the elevator of an Austin hotel. So does the Bible say it’s the third time that qualifies for a Biblical divorce?

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Charles Bastille's avatar

The Bible gave us King David, who saw a married woman sunbathing, called her into his chambers, rolled around on his Stearns and Foster with her, then sent her husband, one of his trusted military men, to the front of the front lines so he'd get killed, because that's what happened in those days to the first men on a charge.

So, yeah, Bible is cool with it, lol.

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R G’berry's avatar

“Slimeball”, as defined by Webster’s, contains his photograph as a visual supplement.

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Jay Geary's avatar

As it says in Deuteronomy 23:1,2 (King James version) …

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JCL's avatar

Paxton is slime supported by wealthy right wing evangelicals.

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Bill Chatigny's avatar

Ernesto should swat his house, forcing him outside!

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Cathy's avatar

Isn’t the ex a White Christian Nationalist? If so, it doesn’t speak well for her. I prefer religious freedom and respect for it. So both are corrupt, imo.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

I believe she is hard core Gilead, yes.

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Marinara's avatar

Every Filthy Thing!

Republicans New Motto

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JB's avatar

More Texas scum

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Kate Farrell's avatar

How many people think that “biblical” thing she’s doing is “an eye for an eye”?

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Tim Mullaney's avatar

Boys? She’s known about the women for years.

Mrs Paxton, sssshhhh. Your ex has a primary to win

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