The Day Zohran Mamdani Made Immigration Great Again
The American people just drove a stake into the heart of the vampire
Well, I feel better. How about you? Last November, I was 100% sure Kamala would win.
100.
Percent.
We can talk about how her campaign may have been broken by election fraud, I guess, but fraud can’t steal the kind of landslide I anticipated.
Being so wrong was a horrible and humbling experience.
Some of you know that I quite literally stroked out the day before the election. My body knew the result the day before. I truly believe that.
I was lucky. The stroke mostly affected my vision, unlike the one the Pedoführer seems to have encountered, which has made his brain even more feeble than before, as if biological forces were conducting a test to see if humans can meet world leaders overseas while operating with nothing more than a brain stem.
Yesterday, despite the Kamala results, I dared to hope anyway.
I dared to imagine that now that everyone has received another bitter taste of Agent Orange, reminded once again of his savage incompetence, they’d vote accordingly.
And last night, we witnessed a complete decapitation of the Trump brand in elections across America, from Maine to California.
Led by a man and his spouse who are the very images of what America is supposed to be.
The Mamdani story is a beautiful immigration one set in the city that never sleeps, with a fairy tale ending that no amount of retribution from the sick, greedy best friend of Jeffrey Epstein can overcome.
At first, the enablers of the embezzler/predator in chief and White House destruction manager will rally around his cause. But cracks were already forming. The braying, obsequious rodents empowering him are finally understanding that he has no cause beyond self-preservation.
The rats will look around their morally squalid surroundings and begin to plot their escape.
The neurologists will continue their protocols of MRIs, animal identification, and clock drawings.1
And he will die.
So will MAGA.
As we begin the process of healing, perhaps what will come of this is a new appreciation for the immigrant story, which binds every single one of us who don’t have Native American ancestry, and many of us who do.
Perhaps we will all share our stories, like that of Syrian-born Rama Duwaji, an illustrator who had gained her own upward trajectory in America before meeting Zohran on the dating app Hinge.
This is America, folks. All of us whose ancestors didn’t walk across the land bridge from Siberia into Alaska have a story to tell. Wouldn’t it be nice if we all started telling them? The story of our ancestors? What brought us here?
Some of the stories, like that of Black Americans and their ancestors’ slavery, are painful. But as more of those tales are unearthed, we find beauty in that landscape, too.
And what of the original immigrants, those who crossed the Bering Straight to make their way to an unknown continent? Don’t we want to learn more about them?
Normally, we’d say to people like Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji, “Welcome to America.”
But they flipped the switch, didn’t they? They stared into the camera, they stared down the oppressors and the occupiers of Chicago, and said to us, “Welcome to the real America.”
No matter how his mayoral administration turns out, I’ll be forever grateful to Zohran Mamdani for his courage to make America aim once again for its original promise.
Thanks for reading!
Notes
Learn more about the original immigrants here:
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Footnotes
I got those, too, when I was in ICU. They don’t establish protocols like that unless they’re worried that whatever happened to your brain has the potential to incapacitate you.







Expect an outsized reprisal from the top levels. I sincerely believe the WH and the roaches infesting it are too far gone to do anything reparative, but instead will punish what they see as disloyalty. Some of what they will do, (or attempt in many cases) will simply be ludicrous, but I anticipate some real damage also. They're already doubling down on the shutdown by reducing air travel.
Thank you for your insightful post.