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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

This is hysterical🤣🤣🤣 I needed that laugh desperately. Thank you very much🤓

This should most definitely be made into a movie☺️ It will frighten the shit out of the audience!

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lunafaer (she/they)'s avatar

this is amazing and made me laugh snort. it’s hilarious because i recently referenced the scene from one of the movies where zombies are scrambling over each other to climb across a wall to get to the survivors on the other side. i was talking about what the christofascists would have done if biden had enacted literally any of the bullshit we’re seeing.

i love your parodies and this one is class all the way. thanks for the guffaws.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Thanks! World War Z, the Brad Pitt zombie movie. Yes, it's hard not to think of Magats when watching that scene. I'm a sucker for zombie flicks, even though they're very dumb.

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Ellen Pepper's avatar

Typical Canadian multi-tasker - Starlight is the star of the show, of course.

Singer, bioengineer and psychiatrist. Yep, a multi-faceted character.

Seriously, Charles, this is a fine read - enjoyable.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Thanks, Ellen!

Elbows 🇨🇦 Up!

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Ellen Pepper's avatar

If this was for real (which I thought it was, initially) it could be as big a hit as Jaws (Release date: June 20, 1975, today is its 50th Anniversary).

Let's have a Jaws Party! 😂

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Satire is much harder to do these days because real life is now like satire. That's why I'm careful to include it in the title, but it's still easy to miss. But I won't let them take satire away from us, even though that seems to be their intent. The IMDB mockups are probably a little too realistic, but I can't seem to help myself because they're fun to do.

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

I've read a number of dystopian novels. I feel as if I fell into one☹️

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Ellen Pepper's avatar

They’re fun to read, as well.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Thank you, Ellen!

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