Trump Rebrands "GOP" to "TEP" — Trump Epstein Party

Trump announced the rebranding of the Republican Party in a late night social media victory celebration

Trigger warnings: Some AI music at the end. Also, satire, and if you can’t figure out where, you need to stop doomscrolling for a few days. Love y’all! Also, more Epstein shiz, which is a trigger category for a lot of us, even after all we’ve read.

Trump celebrated his big primary “wins” last night by announcing he is rebranding the “GOP” as the “TEP,” and that the Republican Party is now under his full control:

Screenshot of fake but very believable True Sociopath post

The good news for normal people is that even though there are clearly many, many very sick voters still in the United States, these psychos may have just handed Democrats a Senate seat in Louisiana. Better still, the leader of the nation’s largest crime syndicate in history endorsed serial criminal Ken Paxton for Texas senator, which will finally put a Texas Senate seat in play for Democrats for once.

If Texans don’t vote for Rep. James Talarico over Paxton, Texas deserves whatever happens to it. There’s just no nice way to put it.

This post is not meant as satire in the usual way. I am going to stop referring to the GOP in my articles as the “Grand Old Party” or “GOP.”

There is nothing grand about the party of Nixon, Reagan, and Dubya, but at least in those days, the corruption was just skimming off the top of stuff. Oh, and Dubya’s 100,000 dead Iraqi citizens from yet another illegal war.

I’m going to slowly incorporate “TEP” instead. Or something similar if I can think of something catchier. I think every substacker in our echo chamber should, too.

Republican voters did, indeed, speak during last night’s Republican primaries.

They admitted that they are all part of the Trump-Epstein crime wave.

We can’t let any of them off the hook by referring to the Republican Party as anything other than what it is: an attempt to normalize predatory behavior, child sex trafficking, and incomprehensible levels of grift and corruption.

If they won’t rebrand, let’s do it for them.

The “GOP” is dead. Let’s make sure its voters see the carcass.

I wrote about Paxton previously. He’s a real piece of work, that boy is: Here it is in case you missed it:

Let’s finish this post off with another regurgitated Bastille thing. Hopefully, the rebranded Republican Party will take it up as its official anthem. I wrote the lyrics, and (sorry!) let AI do the music part.

Thanks for reading!