Trump Tries to Cancel 2026

He issues last minute Executive Order in one last desperate attempt to avoid accountability for the Trump/Epstein scandal

Jan 01, 2026

Trump tonight issued a late-night/early-morning Executive Order cancelling 2026 in a last-ditch attempt to avoid the Trump/Epstein mess he created more than two decades ago.

No word yet on whether the Supreme Court will block the effort, although it is unlikely.

He made the announcement in a rambling Truth Social post.

Its authenticity could not be verified because it is probably satire created by a raving lunatic who should be asleep, but fireworks are keeping him awake. Go to bed, people!

Truth Social (satire) text: VERY VERY BAD PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THE 2026 YEAR BAD FOR DONALD J. TRUMP. We can't let that happen. So as of tomorrow the first day of 2026 2026 is CANCELLED by EXECUTIVE ORDER. So many people think they can cheat their way to the Epstein WITCH HUNT. It's just a witch hunt led by Dems and communists like Thomas Massie a loser RHiNO. And MARJORIES TRAITOR GREENE who I used to love very very much but now is a traitor. They want to make 2026 a VERY BAD YEAR. 2025 was a good year. Maybe the best in the history of all years. We even gave it a name. We called it Project 2025 so that we could make sure it would be a great year and it was. We killed boat people, lots of boat people trying to take fantaynl to the Gulf of America. Many Americans would have died but our brave warriors destroyed their little boats before they could arrive. BOOM! Have you ever seen blood in the water? Lots of happy sharks. Let me tell you. The sharks were very happy. Amazing stories from those days. I took the National Guard out of Chicago but they will be back because crime is already going WAY UP again in that dirty city with its communist mayor. But so many democrats and communists think "Oh I know I can frame TRUMP by creating strories about about my flights to Epstein's compound. A man I barely knew. A terrible man who did many bad things. So we must CANCEL CANCEL 2026. CANCEL IT. So I am issueing an executive order effective IMMEDIATELY!!! NO MORE 2026. Carry on. God Bless America!!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" — He misspells things even in satire posts.

Happy New Year, everyone. We’re gonna kick some royal mad clown ass this year.

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