Trump's Gaza Peace Plan in Brochure Format

Ruminato lands the first marketing brochure!

Ruminato, the world’s greatest news service, has obtained exclusive reproductions of the first brochure for the mad clown’s Gaza “peace plan.”

The Brochure

Cover (possibly satirical but sadly realistic) :

Image of beach licensed through Adobe Stock; image smashup by author

The Realities of War

I hope it’s obvious that this is satire.

But do note this: The mad clown’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, has spoken openly about developing Gaza’s coastal areas in his (and his brain-dead father-in-law’s) image.¹

Estimates of Gaza casualties are impossible to obtain because Israel’s refusal to allow access to the press or international agencies that can assess the situation is intransigent. All we know is that the death count is massive by any standard.

As of late September 2025, the Gaza Health Ministry estimates that more than 66,000 Palestinians have been killed since the inarguably brutal Hamas attack on Israel on October 7, 2023, which killed about 1,200 Israeli citizens.

The total casualty figure in Gaza, when you include injured and maimed, is said to be around 168,000.

Since Israel won’t allow independent, third-party, impartial international organizations to verify casualty counts, we must assume the numbers reported by the Gaza Health Ministry are accurate.

Kushner’s dream of a “Kushner’s Shores” would be a nightmarish, ghoulish place debased by haunted hotels and the permanent stain of genocide.

Below is a Google map of one area of Gaza currently affected by the Israeli onslaught. Note the “temporarily closed” labels, which include local hospitals (which have mostly been destroyed throughout Gaza).

Screenshot of the Alleight Beach Resort (temporarily closed) area in southern Gaza from Google Maps

It is not anti-Semitic to object to human slaughter. It is not anti-Semitic to recognize that Netanyahu is a monster, and that his revenge wasn’t just over the top, it was a criminal act that thrust Israel into isolation that it may never recover from.

Image of Gorgon licensed from Adobe Stock; Image overlay of Netanyahu by U.S. Air Force Staff Sgt. Jack Sanders / U.S. Secretary of Defense, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons; image smashup by author

The Trump/Netanyahu “Peace Plan” asks for nothing less than total surrender from Palestinians who live in Gaza. It lays out vague plans for redevelopment (Jared Kushner’s dream since Mad Clown 2.0 began its reign of terror).² Many argue that Netanyahu and his right-wing government want to force all Palestinians out of Gaza, presumably into the ocean.

We are all officially living in a gold-plated, genocide-laced idiocracy.

It’s Roy Cohn with tanks, military jets, and unchecked presidential powers.

It’s hell on earth.

Don’t give up on the midterms. They are our last hope. Democrats are winning all the special elections in spite of themselves. Vote in Democratic primaries so that we can present better candidates. Be loud, vocal, and unafraid to speak your mind. The First Amendment is yours to lose.

Notes

For the vision impaired:

Alt Text for brochure:

Headline for brochure: Itroducing Kushner Shores

Image of futuristic buildings on a beach with a Trump hotel

Copy underneath image: The World’s Most Haunted Beachfront

Combining the unique history of a vanquished nation with the unbridled, gold-plated capitalism of another, Kushner Shores offers unprecedented delights.

Footnotes

1. Wintour, Patrick. 2024. “Jared Kushner Says Gaza’s ‘Waterfront Property Could Be Very Valuable.’” The Guardian. The Guardian. March 19, 2024. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/19/jared-kushner-gaza-waterfront-property-israel-negev.

2. Point TWO in the 20-point “plan:”

2. Gaza will be redeveloped for the benefit of the people of Gaza, who have suffered more than enough.

News, BBC. 2025. “Donald Trump’s 20-Point Gaza Peace Plan in Full.” Bbc.com. BBC News. September 30, 2025. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c70155nked7o.