Exclusive Look At American Special Forces in Greenland

Trump isn't waiting... Special Forces are now engaging the enemy in Greenland

Ruminato has learned exclusively that Predator-Elect Trump has recruited American Special Forces for an early assault on Greenland. President Biden has reportedly told his staff, “Our hands are tied and our mouths are full, so who cares?”

A puffin prepares for the American attack by stuffing his face with a small army of fish; Image licensed from Adobe Stock

Sources say that the Orange Puffalo has recruited special forces operators from well-known military compounds outside the jurisdiction of the U.S. Military, including Yellowstone and Lioness creator Taylor Sheridan.

Ruminato has exclusive footage of the attack, which began with an assault on the Kulusuk Hotel in Kulusuk.

Image by Uwe Dedering, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Reports out of Mar-a-Lago indicate that Trump would like to rename Kulusuk Hotel Trump Tower/Greenland.

Image of Kulusuk Hotel by Martin Cígler, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons, before the devastation. The van in front is reportedly a military vehicle provided by Taylor Sheridan’s studios.

Our Greenland correspondent, Hubert Blaine Grønkjærolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, is reporting that there is apparent military activity outside a nearby church just as this report is being handed to our clickbait experts. As you can see in the photo, the enemy is digging in.

Greenland: Where not even the puffins can hear you scream; Puffin image by Ray Hennessy on Unsplash; Church image by James E. Petts, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons; image smashup by author

Ruminato has also obtained an exclusive and terrifying video of an American Special Forces soldier launching a brutal attack against the Greenland enemy. WARNING: contains graphic footage of drone taking off:

Developments are happening at a torrid pace.

In fact, so torrid that we have learned that the special forces operation has already failed. Once again, Ruminato has obtained exclusive video footage, this time of two defeated Special Operations personnel contemplating their sudden and tragic defeat.

Make sure your email is set up to view Ruminato emails in your main inbox so that you can keep up with these remarkable developments. And remember: The Greenland shiz is just a diversion so that you don’t pay attention to Republican legislation designed to devastate America.

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