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SCS - Michigan's avatar

You are giving Andy Borowitz a run for his money! (Snarky snicker)

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Charles Bastille's avatar

And I'm free! πŸ˜„

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Bob A's avatar

Upon his death? Why wait?

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Perhaps one of his staffers can clip it off while he sleeps in a meeting.

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Brandon Ellrich's avatar

The micropenis is the last piece I would want. I'd rather have his luscious locks for a wig if/when I lose my hair.

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Hannah's avatar

Hahaha hahahaha.

This reminds me of a cool invention. The tweezers used to extract cells without damaging them. Tiny tiny tweezers.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Yes! Something like that. :-)

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Tad Huckabee's avatar

Maybe they will offer key chain replicas at the gift shop.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

It's nice to have visionaries commenting on my posts. Thanks! :-)

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Rain Robinson's avatar

Hahahaha I love it. Let's keep hammering on pedopotus's micro penis until long after it gets enshrined..... anywhere.

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Maya J's avatar

Thank you!πŸ€£πŸ‘

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CG Karas's avatar

It won't work without the birth certificate being displayed beside it

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CG Karas's avatar

*tRump's birth certificate, that is

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Jordan Orlando's avatar

Why are they β€œAI-generated children”? It’s just an ordinary architect’s rendering.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

I'll check with my busy editorial team and get back to you. Right now, they're overwhelmed with trying to sort through images of Scottish protesters.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

hee hee

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