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SCS - Michigan's avatar

You are giving Andy Borowitz a run for his money! (Snarky snicker)

Charles Bastille's avatar

And I'm free! πŸ˜„

Bob A's avatar

Upon his death? Why wait?

Charles Bastille's avatar

Perhaps one of his staffers can clip it off while he sleeps in a meeting.

Brandon Ellrich's avatar

The micropenis is the last piece I would want. I'd rather have his luscious locks for a wig if/when I lose my hair.

Hannah's avatar

Hahaha hahahaha.

This reminds me of a cool invention. The tweezers used to extract cells without damaging them. Tiny tiny tweezers.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Yes! Something like that. :-)

Tad Huckabee's avatar

Maybe they will offer key chain replicas at the gift shop.

Charles Bastille's avatar

It's nice to have visionaries commenting on my posts. Thanks! :-)

Rain Robinson's avatar

Hahahaha I love it. Let's keep hammering on pedopotus's micro penis until long after it gets enshrined..... anywhere.

Maya J's avatar

Thank you!πŸ€£πŸ‘

CG Karas's avatar

It won't work without the birth certificate being displayed beside it

CG Karas's avatar

*tRump's birth certificate, that is

Jordan Orlando's avatar

Why are they β€œAI-generated children”? It’s just an ordinary architect’s rendering.

Charles Bastille's avatar

I'll check with my busy editorial team and get back to you. Right now, they're overwhelmed with trying to sort through images of Scottish protesters.