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Cliff Lake's avatar

I think MAGA is going to go nuts for this service, if they have the balls to follow through. But you can't just dangle this one service site in front of them, they'll sack the joint trying to get their cut. If they never get their slice, I'm sure they'll be testy. All around it's a hairy situation and I just hope MAGA has the stones not to taint the whole process with some ballsy demands. I'm not even sure you should have let this out of the bag, but I do have a question: will these service stations accept tips?

Michael G's avatar

Any franchise in Washington D. C. would quickly go bankrupt. Republicans in Congress and Dems Schumer and Jeffries already have no balls.

s l's avatar

It's a strong first step, but to truly turbo boost the effect, you really want to add some estradiol-valerate to your stack - an easy extra decade of healthspan and your creativity and focus will be off the chart!

EllenPepper's avatar

Does castration interfere with having a satisfying sex life?

Asking for a skittish friend who still has them hanging.

Charles Bastille's avatar

I’ll ask Stu.

Michael G's avatar

I read the linked Science article. It ends with one of the researchers justifying the neutering of his four year old dog. I could think of plenty of other good reasons too. But as for his dog, or any male dog, or most male mammals, a veterinarian will tell you neutering a male animal extends their life. This isn’t new rocket science.

Charles Bastille's avatar

No, what's new is the understanding of the time within a lifespan the procedure is done. Previous science, according to the article, assumed the procedure needed to take place earlier in life than newer studies are suggesting.

Peabianjay's avatar

Amusing article, but I wonder if mutilating women's bodies would pass as humour?