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Rose Anne Everson's avatar

Apparently, no one has yet to place a bet on "largely, nearly, almost, it could be, it is, it isn't, it's over, we win, we're winning, they're losing, they lost negotiating."

EllenPepper's avatar

"We'll have the best health plan in 2 weeks!"

Michael G's avatar

There’s no way DJT wrote the majority or all of that Untruth Social post. It spelled the names of all the leaders and countries correctly, used punctuation in mostly the right places, and only used all caps at the end.

Charles Bastille's avatar

That’s an excellent point. Can you imagine being the poor soul who is asked to be his “editor?” I suppose they don’t suggest changes in substance. They just correct misspellings.

David Skoglund's avatar

The walls continue to close in on the orange bastard!

SCS - Michigan's avatar

Nailed it 😵‍💫

Stupid Old White Hippie's avatar

Funny. Well crafted. And yes, Substack functionality is prehistoric.

Stan Duffner's avatar

From donnies post looks like everyone in the middle east was included in the negotiations but iran. That will not go over big with iran. Or was donnie just showing us whoever writes his posts knows who the leaders are and can spell their names. I know dummy didn't spend the time doing it

Susan Niemann's avatar

"That poor gunman. I hope we paid him well."

Seriously...I wondered who next will sacrifice themselves for a madman.

Roberta Houle's avatar

This young writer, I mean the one in the story, sounds smarter than Kash Patel. And I mean that seriously, sincerely. He’s also a better writer than the Precedent.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Satire is so hard these days, lol. I’m old enough to remember Tina Fey’s brilliant satire of Sarah Palin, when, instead of making stuff up, she simply repeated almost verbatim what Sarah Palin (who sort of helped pave the way for Trumpyness) said.

Roberta Houle's avatar

Oh, Tina Fey was so brilliant with her Sarah Palin act. So funny. I guess I’m old enough too lol.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

Every single weekend he announces that a deal with Iran is close. Can you say “market manipulation”?

Michael G's avatar

Where’s the chart for the oil price drop, the short sell before, and the cash in after reality speaks price spike? I expect full, legitimate, and unquestionably authentic analysis and reporting from this Substack author. If I wanted satire and conspiracy theories on the economy and business I’d be reading Paul Krugman.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Oh, Michael, I haven't done authentic since November 8, 2016. A day that will live in infamy.