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Valerie Starr's avatar

Ironically, Jeffy’s warehouse workers have their access to protective equipment limited and are given instructions on how they (employees) can wash the equipment at home. The cotton stretch sleeves that workers wear to protect arms from all kinds of chemicals are limited to one pair a week. The workers are told this helps preserve the environment; it’s like rubbing salt in the wound to see this vile excess. And don’t get me started on the guest list. The only thing I want to hear from the billionaire sycophants is “look for the union label / support workers rights “.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

That's crazy. I have a few friends who work for Amazon in different capacities and all say it's a modern day sweatshop.

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Valerie Starr's avatar

You’ve got it. South Park’s “Unfulfilled “ is incredibly accurate. So much so they had to have an “inside “ source. If you haven’t seen it, it’s in season 21.

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John Mendelssohn's avatar

The wonderful thing about human anatomy is that no amount of money can do no more about Lauren's ugly legs than Jeff's ugly soul. Did I just say that?

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Did she botox her legs, too?

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Karen Silkworm's avatar

Have the orcas heard about all that drunk meat that may fall overboard yet? They could at least chomp the mammaries off that figurehead on the love boat...p.s. that guest list is weak and tired...we can't get anyone new and hot for fuck's sake?

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Charles Bastille's avatar

The orcas haven’t been talking to me ever since I exposed them. It’s a sad situation. Good point about the weak guest list. We’ve been seeing those same names forever.

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Karen Silkworm's avatar

Jasus, C.B., we need those hungry smartass bastards…someone needs to start training them like they did that russian beluga spy whale who has since crossed over…hope he gets a statue somewhere or at least a float next big parade…

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Theodora's avatar

I’m hoping for inflatable alligators 🐊!

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Charles Bastille's avatar

I wouldn't mind having one. As I get older, I require some kink.

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