The Church of Satan is Alive and Well in the Trump Regime
This Easter, let's name names
This Easter, I am not feeling charitable towards evangelical fundamentalists who openly support a regime that is trying to build an American Gestapo. Several of these heathens appeared at the White House to pray at the mad king’s feet for a photo op Easter Service.
As a Christian man, I’m offended by these people to such an extent that I’m convinced they work for the Other Side.
The good news (insider pun!) is that there is a quiet but substantial leftist Christian movement afoot. It’s not based on judgment or fear. It’s based on the original principles that Easter celebrates: love and forgiveness.
More on that in an upcoming post.
For now, I refer you to Corinthians 13:
Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never ends.
I’m still working on that “resentful” part. With that in mind, here are the names of those now working for the Dark One who showed up for the mad king’s Easter celebration:
Paula White-Cain, Co-leader of the mad king’s “newly created White House Faith Office” in the West Wing.
Jennifer Korn, Co-leader of the mad king’s “newly created White House Faith Office” in the West Wing.
Rev. Samuel Rodriguez, president of the National Hispanic Christian Leadership Conference, who should be ashamed of himself but isn’t.
Franklin Graham, CEO of Samaritan's Purse and the Billy Graham Evangelical Association, and son of Billy Graham.
Jentezen Franklin, senior pastor of Free Chapel of Gainesville, Georgia.
Jackson Lahmeyer, Founder of the satanic organization, Pastors4Trump, and pastor of Sheridan.Church in Tulsa, OK., who is on record as saying that Alex Jones “did nothing wrong,” "The purpose of America was to form a Christian nation,” and once tweeted, “Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim.”
Robert Jeffress, pastor of the 14,000-member First Baptist Church, a megachurch in Dallas, Texas, and a regular mouthpiece for Satan and his minions on Fox News.
Greg Laurie, pastor of Harvest Christian Fellowship.
Charles Billingsley, an evangelical singer who apparently now enjoys singing for the Dark One.
Musicians from Liberty University, until recently headed by the scandal-plagued Jerry Falwell Jr. until he was run out of town for this shiz:
According to Christianity Today:
Other prominent pastors who can be spotted in Oval Office photos—or seen delivering invocations at rallies or defenses of Trump on cable—include Jack Graham, Prestonwood Baptist Church pastor and former Southern Baptist Convention president; Samuel Rodriguez and Tony Suarez of the National Hispanic Christian Leadership Conference; and televangelist Mark Burns. Also in Trump’s circle of Christians are conservative activists, like singer Sean Feucht; Gary Bauer, president of the conservative advocacy organization American Values; and David Barton, evangelical author and WallBuilders founder.
I make no apologies for my weakness as a Christian: These people suck. I’ll pray for them when they stop representing their faith like ambassadors from Hell.
Notes
In case you missed my modernized take on C.S. Lewis’ Screwtape Letters:
Thanks for reading!
Footnotes
Sources:
Prude, Harvest. 2025. “All the President’s Pastors: Who’s Advising Trump? - Christianity Today.” Christianity Today. April 17, 2025. https://www.christianitytoday.com/2025/04/all-the-presidents-pastors-whos-advising-trump/.
Terry, Eva. 2025. “Here’s What Happened at the White House Easter Dinner — and Why JD Vance Is at the Vatican.” Deseret News. April 18, 2025. https://www.deseret.com/politics/2025/04/18/holy-week-messages-and-activities-from-us-presidency/.
Dickinson, Tim. 2022. “Who Runs Pastors for Trump? Tulsa Preacher Jackson Lahmeyer Profile.” Rolling Stone. December 27, 2022. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/jackson-lahmeyer-christian-nationalist-conspiracy-theorist-pastors-for-trump-1234649049/.
STANDING APPLAUSE! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
And may I say the graphic was exceptional! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Happy Easter, Charles!
for a long time, we agnostics have been saying that “christianity” or at least organized religion was becoming a problem. for whatever reason, center and left leaning religious figures and laypeople alike just ignored it.
it’s about time they step up.