Thank you Charles, we need so much more of this! Reminds me of the time a guy down in Alabama stole a baby Jesus and the whole town came after him. Beat him near to death with his own truck nuts. Poor bastard.
Thou shall not toss grits on one another but it's okay to grab any uneaten raisin toast off another table providing it has sufficient apple butter jam on it!
Thanks. I’m always honored by free subscriptions, too, because it means people are taking time away from their busy day to check out my writing. Much appreciated.
Maggots … trump caused Waffle House prices to rise 20% … where are you going to take your wife on Valentine’s Day now?
Good one!
This is a photo of the Trump Library, where nothing more substantial is read than a Waffle House menu.
Oh ye of Little Faith who continually break the Waffle House commandments. A vengeful order of scattered, smothered and covered shall smite thee.
:-)
Thank you Charles, we need so much more of this! Reminds me of the time a guy down in Alabama stole a baby Jesus and the whole town came after him. Beat him near to death with his own truck nuts. Poor bastard.
Stealing baby Jesus statues have their own set of arcane rules.
I am at the point where humor is about all I've got left in this fight.
I’m pretty much at that stage myself. I enjoy your humor!
Amen, Mike Hammer
Thank you!
Thou shall not toss grits on one another but it's okay to grab any uneaten raisin toast off another table providing it has sufficient apple butter jam on it!
First time reading you and I'm sold! Unfortunately, it'll have to be August before I can actually purchase a subscription.
Thanks. I’m always honored by free subscriptions, too, because it means people are taking time away from their busy day to check out my writing. Much appreciated.
Amen, Mike Hammer!
I was trying to add something to this, but it’s apparently not possible. But again, thank you for the belly laughs!
Thanks for reading. I'm glad you liked it.
This is the way.