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Michael G's avatar

I submit the hypothesis that the reduction of the targeted undesirable population in the First Eradication, whereupon “approximately 47% of all undesirables lost fertility within two years”, and the subsequent use of fertility reduction measures during the Fourth Eradication’s clean-up campaign aimed at the surviving Cat Lady population (pre-menopausal women) and high sperm count alpha-males (known in the database to be left-leaning due to a physical trait of an oversized left testicle) was and will be easily attained, not by the successful introduction of nanobots swarm clouds and nanobots hidden in vaccines manufactured by nMicrosoft (nano) Therapeutics, but by the wise decisions made by our Founding Fathers of the post-industrial age Anthropocene’s invention, introduction, and wide scale manufacturing and distribution of PFAS forever chemicals and digestible and inhalable micro- and nanoplastics, whereupon metabolized in humans reduced fertility and lifespan.

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Charles Bastille's avatar

Many cat ladies survived. That's how MagicLand got its start. :-)

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