The Ultimate Guide to Trader Joe's Dating

Charles Bastille

Oct 11

I may be old, but those checkout friendlies make me think I’ve got a chance

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Good thing she didn't see your travelers checks. Instead of conjuring a boyfriend (George Glass anyone?) she'd have handed you her 800 number!

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Charles Bastille

You think she was conjuring? Was she conjuring? Dammit, I'm going back there tonight.

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