TikTok — Counting the Days Until Trump's Fully Vegetative State
The TikTok presidency will not look like the media says it does
Trigger warning: This article is mostly conjecture and wild accusation. But that’s okay. We live in Trump’s world now.
Susie Wiles, the predator-elect’s incoming chief of staff, was chosen, according to the subservient corporate media machine, because her expertise at running things is so astounding she can even run the Orange Puffalo Show.
She’s tough as nails, the corporate media machine says. Everyone is afraid of her, it adds a sentence later.
I’ve never met her, but I’m guessing that she is like the Keri Russell character in the streamer, “The Diplomat,” without the charm.
Everything about her is daunting, corporate media says.
I have my doubts, but one thing is sure. She’s managed to shut down, for now, any possibility that the corporate media will portray her clownish boss as a clown.
We are back to full normalcy, folks. The media doesn’t even question the fact that the Orange Pelt of Pestilence has gone from hating on TikTok to inviting its CEO, Shou Chew, to sit in a preferred seat at the inauguration from hell. Not a peep from the media on his flip-flop because he does so many nutty things that this doesn’t even fall to the bottom of the bucket of a million of them.
As we approach the awful juxtaposition of Martin Luther King Jr. Day falling on Inauguration Day, we are faced, again, with a corporate media that is doubling down on the refusal to take note of the Orange Puffalo’s mental condition.
Wiles’ challenge is to somehow manage the clock. Til when? We don’t know. Maybe Peter Thiel will release a clue in a bizarre NFT.
The Malfeasance of Mar-a-Lago is about three hundred trillion neurons from any form of sanity that your family would be comfortable with your great uncle putting your family through.
I say this with profound respect to others who’ve suffered the same maladies. I’ve seen them up close. I know how hard it is to witness. I also know how disturbing it can be.
The rest of you are about to find out, too, but Susie Wiles will be working overtime during the next several months to keep things quiet.
Eventually, time will run out. Even if the tech bros don’t have a timeline, the Orange Maestro of Mendacity will spout off something even more ridiculous than Haitians eating cats or the strategic value of various northern territories. Soon, he’ll be in a semi-vegetative state, drooling on his french fries while worried staffers look to Wiles for further instructions.
Eventually, even the subservient corporate media will take notice.
Tik. Tok. Goes the clock.
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Eventually, it will all go very bad. His neurons will cease “communicating” with each other—and I put that in quotes because who knows what’s going behind that Orange #7 face of his?—and even Tough Guy Wiles won’t be able to stop it.
Then, we get Number Two as president. Oh boy…
I enjoyed this article! Good luck to Susie, she is going to need it in spades!🤣