Trump to Hold Lottery for Admission to the U.S.
[SATIRE]: Trump will order "U.S. Flag People" to create flag with 100 stars
In a stunning development, Donald Trump delivered an early morning post to his social media account on True Sociopath announcing a lottery for admission to the United States.
In his statement, he said, and I quote verbatim:
Since so many losers are complaining about my plans to ANNEX GREENLAND I have decided to set up a lottery system to ALLOW NATIONS TO APPLY FOR STATEHOOD! Those who pay the most win! There will be 50 slots available and NO MORE. This will be FIRST COME FIRST SERVE but the winning countries will be granted FULL STATEHOOD to our great nation. TO APPLY, send your $70 BILLION entry fee in $TRUMP crypto to my CASHAPP account at $KingDonald. Venezuela need not reapply. As President of Venezuela I have already applied for statehood. I think they have a great chance for great SUCCESS to win a slot! God Bless America!!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
In a separate statement, he said he has ordered “The U.S. Flag People” to create a new flag with the design shown at the top of this post. “We will fill in the stars with the winning countries. It will be the greatest flag ever made. Betsy Ross is such an inspiration to me!! But Venezuela can’t win if the loser CEO of ExxonMobile doesn’t INVEST $100 billion!!!!”
Satire is always inspired by real life
This image from his post from Truth Social is real. Not Satire. I promise:
As you can see, it looks like it’s from a Wikimedia bio template.
I’m getting to the point as an older guy where maybe I want whatever drug he’s on.
For now, you can find the original post here:
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115879509461234235
Will they take it down? Probably not. These clowns live in a different universe than we do.
Notes
Thanks for reading! And stay safe.
Image credits: Me. And the lunatics at True Sociopath.
Restack if this gave you a chuckle, and you think we need to laugh through pain sometimes.
But I thought Little Marco was acting president of Venezuela? I’m so confused by all of this. Having to keep track of all of these VIPs. I’ll need to tune in to Faux News and America One Network to stay better informed.
He could actually do this and get away with it, the way things are going right now.
Nobody would stop his ever-increasing corruption because spineless cowards have not only removed the guardrails, but he's managed to have them burnt on a pyre along with ethics and sanity. Next, he'll be charging Americans for the "privilege" of living in HIS country.