But I thought Little Marco was acting president of Venezuela? I’m so confused by all of this. Having to keep track of all of these VIPs. I’ll need to tune in to Faux News and America One Network to stay better informed.
It’s as confusing as keeping track of who is on what side of the Groyper Wars. The obvious solution is to become a morning drinker and drink heavily enough to anesthetize ourselves until the midterms. I don’t drink, so others will need to let me know how that works for them. I’ll just nap.
He could actually do this and get away with it, the way things are going right now.
Nobody would stop his ever-increasing corruption because spineless cowards have not only removed the guardrails, but he's managed to have them burnt on a pyre along with ethics and sanity. Next, he'll be charging Americans for the "privilege" of living in HIS country.
Thank you for the laugh out loud satirical piece. Your satire is next to none. If I quoted all the best parts, my comments would make this extremely long. I hope you’re having a good day. 🦋
Thank you so much. :-) The regime makes it both easy and hard for satirists. Easy, because it’s so, well, easy. And hard because I felt like this one needed TWO disclaimers for fear people would think he really did it. It amazes me that “Acting President of Venezuela” isn’t the top headline for the day, followed by, “When asked, administration sources said there were no plans to commit him into a psychiatric hospital.” Hope your day is going well, too.
Actually, Little Marco will also be president of Cuba. He has on so many hats , he can’t get out of his house, so he’ll be running everything “from home”. Secretary of State, Chief of the National Archives, President of Venezuela, President of Cuba, National Security Advisor, and there are a few more.
But I thought Little Marco was acting president of Venezuela? I’m so confused by all of this. Having to keep track of all of these VIPs. I’ll need to tune in to Faux News and America One Network to stay better informed.
It’s as confusing as keeping track of who is on what side of the Groyper Wars. The obvious solution is to become a morning drinker and drink heavily enough to anesthetize ourselves until the midterms. I don’t drink, so others will need to let me know how that works for them. I’ll just nap.
He could actually do this and get away with it, the way things are going right now.
Nobody would stop his ever-increasing corruption because spineless cowards have not only removed the guardrails, but he's managed to have them burnt on a pyre along with ethics and sanity. Next, he'll be charging Americans for the "privilege" of living in HIS country.
I felt like this needed very clear "Satire" disclaimers after seeing that ridiculous Venezuela "acting president" image.
He needs to be institutionalized post haste.
So despicable that I do not even have the words for it.
Acting President of Venezuela.... wow.
Thank you for the laugh out loud satirical piece. Your satire is next to none. If I quoted all the best parts, my comments would make this extremely long. I hope you’re having a good day. 🦋
Thank you so much. :-) The regime makes it both easy and hard for satirists. Easy, because it’s so, well, easy. And hard because I felt like this one needed TWO disclaimers for fear people would think he really did it. It amazes me that “Acting President of Venezuela” isn’t the top headline for the day, followed by, “When asked, administration sources said there were no plans to commit him into a psychiatric hospital.” Hope your day is going well, too.
I so appreciate your humour. 🤗
:-)
Actually, Little Marco will also be president of Cuba. He has on so many hats , he can’t get out of his house, so he’ll be running everything “from home”. Secretary of State, Chief of the National Archives, President of Venezuela, President of Cuba, National Security Advisor, and there are a few more.
So many sycophants, so little time before the midterms!!!