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Peter Wills's avatar

The side slouch he’s in made me laugh. He’s not even trying to hide it anymore. His Weekend at Bernie’s moments are a daily occurrence. The man can probably sleep standing up right in canoe.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Actually, all this carnage is Obama’s fault for spending so much time in Trump’s head and making him angry.

Charles Bastille's avatar

I’ll never forgive him for the Correspondents Dinner remarks. You could see TrumpleThinSkin’s head swelling and turning purple in real time as Obama spoke. But damn, that was a fun moment.

Michael G's avatar

“TrumpleDeadSkin”. I love it. Rumor has it some old white dude living in Atlanta stays up at night thinking these things up after the batteries in his phone have long died.

On a more realistic and sad note, connect the dots time. That revitalized coal industry, just pumped full of our tax dollars (line through edit, replace with national credit card) is looking at Utah Senator Mike Lee and the Department of the Interior to delist and revoke all management plans, ESA protections, tribal rights, and reduce in size Grand Staircase Escalante National Monument, under which is the planet’s largest coal bed.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Somebody should put that old white dude in Atlanta out of his misery, lol.

SUE Speaks's avatar

That could be us. We could be thinking outside the box. It coudl be like this:

"He doesn’t relish the job. He can’t stay awake for it, so maintaining even the illusion of competence is out his window. What would make it worth his while? Like let him keep all his grift, give him freedom from prosecution, and what else? Let him develop a desert somewhere? And sweeten our deal by making him the first recipient of the Save Humanity Award, in this case for courageously resigning in the face of a sleep disorder that’s newly diagnosed, so he saves face. A clincher, that gives him points in the adulation department, award it as a state dinner in his honor."

See "Can we start something?"

https://suzannetaylor.substack.com/p/open-letter-to-heather-delaney-reese

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thanks. With my level of views and readership, I probably can’t start much, and as someone still recovering from a stroke, I probably would need to find proxies who had more energy even if I did have the high volume readership. But I will continue yelling into the wind as my health improves a little bit each day. And when/if that day comes where we need to take to the streets, I plan on being there.

SUE Speaks's avatar

Easier to take to the computer. You already do that, so now is a great time!

EllenPepper's avatar

Jeez! Just bury him already. He's toast.

(Just don't bury him with his phone.)

Charles Bastille's avatar

What happens if we bury him with his phone?

He asked hesitantly.

EllenPepper's avatar

If we do that, he’ll never shut up. Remove the phone and tie his thumbs to his toes. It’s the only way to silence the threats and drivel.

Paula Rossi's avatar

November is do or die time.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Yeah we all thought that the Kamala election was, but this is for real. Our last chance to avoid violence in the streets.

SUE Speaks's avatar

What a good read. You write so charmingly and convincingly and inspirationally. All the good stuff.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thank you! :-)

Theodora's avatar

Have we seen any photos/videos of "TrumpleThinSkin" standing? or walking? Do they just trundle him in his chair from meeting to meeting? Will he be golfing or riding in the golf cart this weekend. Just askin'!

Charles Bastille's avatar

I strongly recommned watching (or rewatching) Weekend At Bernie's to learn about various techniques used to keep corpses looking like they are still operaitonal biological entities. :-)

Theodora's avatar

I finally got around to watching it-hilarious!Unfortunately, it could be true.