The side slouch he’s in made me laugh. He’s not even trying to hide it anymore. His Weekend at Bernie’s moments are a daily occurrence. The man can probably sleep standing up right in canoe.
“TrumpleDeadSkin”. I love it. Rumor has it some old white dude living in Atlanta stays up at night thinking these things up after the batteries in his phone have long died.
On a more realistic and sad note, connect the dots time. That revitalized coal industry, just pumped full of our tax dollars (line through edit, replace with national credit card) is looking at Utah Senator Mike Lee and the Department of the Interior to delist and revoke all management plans, ESA protections, tribal rights, and reduce in size Grand Staircase Escalante National Monument, under which is the planet’s largest coal bed.
The side slouch he’s in made me laugh. He’s not even trying to hide it anymore. His Weekend at Bernie’s moments are a daily occurrence. The man can probably sleep standing up right in canoe.
“TrumpleDeadSkin”. I love it. Rumor has it some old white dude living in Atlanta stays up at night thinking these things up after the batteries in his phone have long died.
On a more realistic and sad note, connect the dots time. That revitalized coal industry, just pumped full of our tax dollars (line through edit, replace with national credit card) is looking at Utah Senator Mike Lee and the Department of the Interior to delist and revoke all management plans, ESA protections, tribal rights, and reduce in size Grand Staircase Escalante National Monument, under which is the planet’s largest coal bed.
Somebody should put that old white dude in Atlanta out of his misery, lol.
Jeez! Just bury him already. He's toast.
(Just don't bury him with his phone.)
What happens if we bury him with his phone?
He asked hesitantly.
If we do that, he’ll never shut up. Remove the phone and tie his thumbs to his toes. It’s the only way to silence the threats and drivel.