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Lisa Marie's avatar

Yesterday I posted:

I hope they forget to take the gloves off when they have to pee!

Charles Bastille's avatar

I'm sorry, but they'll need to in order to search for their tiny pee hose.

Lisa Marie's avatar

LOL That's funny because it's true!

Susan Niemann's avatar

"If they think I’m buying these things and not using them for horseplay, they’re crazy."

😂😂😂 Great column...but I am mortified.

Charles T Quinnelly's avatar

I hear you on almost start drinking again. When I read about the gloves yesterday I got pretty depressed. Doesn't appear to be any end to this crap anytime soon.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Drinking is a young person's game, but yeah, no kidding.

Charles T Quinnelly's avatar

Broke my stop button in my teens! View it as poison these days! Reading about Gavin's new home in Marin added to my depression but today I'm over it! I'm sure he had equity from his other home for a healthy down. I do wonder what he'll do for work when he doesn't make the cut in the primary!

Charles Bastille's avatar

He won't make the cut, and I'm not a fan, but I'll take every warrior we have right now, and worry about details after we end this regime

Charles T Quinnelly's avatar

Keeping an eye on your Georgia man as a favorite out the gate!

Charles Bastille's avatar

I think Ossoff running will be dependent on if Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the gubernatorial contest. Ossoff won't allow a Republican governor name his replacement, methinks.

Documenting Our Decline's avatar

All of those dystopian sci-fi films from the 70s and 80s are looking less far fetched by the day.

Roberta Houle's avatar

Good idea. EBay. Lol.

Seriously this is some fecked up Shiite.

Roberta Houle's avatar

Horse play? Definition please. I could use those. I would be very careful, at first, I’m sure, but the possibilities? Don’t stand too close to me in line, and breathe on me, you may get an electric shock. ‘Just the detergent I use on my clothes, sorry about that.’ Hell, you could even change your position in line when you get too tired of standing.

Charles, how does one order these and what is the cost per pair? For protection purposes only, of course.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Hold out for a fire sale. Hopefully the resistance will be so strong that this company will be put out of business, and you’ll find discounted gloves on eBay for a buck.

David's avatar

I’m wondering if there are companion gloves so that if you shake hands with a nice ICE guy they will get charged back?

Charles Bastille's avatar

Excellent idea. Hopefully someone will devise one.

Geoffrey Deihl's avatar

I just hope the gloves are made in America, bringing back manufacturing again.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Especially since ICE is planning to hire a hundred million or so stormtroopers.

Geoffrey Deihl's avatar

Yeah, I have loads of folders about ICE. I take shots at them and Trump but am trying to revolve my writing around climate change. Sinclair Lewis saw this a long, long time ago.

SUE Speaks's avatar

Can anything be too good?