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Why I’m Applying to Be an ICE Stormtrooper
It's a shocking development, but it'll make me feel good
 • Charles Bastille
Hiding in a Catering Container Is the Ultimate Cowardly Iran War Story
The Coward-in-Chief stowed away in a food container and used the crew and press pool of Air Force One as a decoy to get splattered by Iranian missiles.
 • Charles Bastille
Get to Know Todd Blanche, Your New Attorney General
The United States under Trump's state-run personal law firm is closer to communism, Stalin-style, than anything Democratic Socialists will ever put on…
 • Charles Bastille
Now They're Using AI to Scam Fiction Writers
How a scammer used AI to pretend to be an editor at a major publishing house to try butter me up into sending him money
 • Charles Bastille
There Are No Whistles in Airports
ICE brings its cowardice to the skies
 • Charles Bastille
Rand Paul and the End of Libertarianism
Hey, Rand, how's dad these days?
 • Charles Bastille
Substack Perks Come to Ruminato [UPDATED]
Updated with a standalone PDF available for purchase (or to paid subscribers for free), and a full TOC for the short story collection
 • Charles Bastille

July 2026

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