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Trump’s Visit to China Adds Another Brick to the Wall of World Authoritarianism and the New Axis
The United States is one poor voter turnout away from following a worldwide pattern as a new world axis emerges
 • Charles Bastille
[Satire] Ruminato Interviews Trump on the Way to China
The greatest interview in history
 • Charles Bastille
You Won’t Believe This One Stupid Trick That Will End AI Writing Slop
If you use AI to create, your free ride is about to end
 • Charles Bastille
The Pentagon's Latest UFO Release Is a Comedy of Errors
Maybe Hegseth got drunk and created the website himself
 • Charles Bastille
Vampires Descend Upon Indiana on Behalf of Trump
Ruminato has an exclusive report
How I Eliminated the Black Vote in Georgia in One Easy Step
You won't believe how bad the Roberts Court's gutting of voting rights is until you see it in these redistricting maps I made
 • Charles Bastille

April 2026

The Conspiracy Theory Problem
The current regime has spun so many lies that we all feel dirty when we question something that looks fishy
 • Charles Bastille
The Pathetic Mainstream Media Coverage of Last Night’s Washington D.C. Shooting
Lessons in obscene servility
 • Charles Bastille
Austin’s Boggy Creek
For National Poetry Month: A mercifully short poem inspired by “In Flanders Fields”
 • Charles Bastille
BREAKING! Trump Surrenders to Iran but It’s the Best Surrender Ever in History
Nobody has ever surrendered so perfectly and so victoriously!
 • Charles Bastille
Why the “It’s Not All Men” Argument Is a Big Fat Fail
This is a short, simple, post for men
 • Charles Bastille
Have You Reported Andrew Tate Yet?
Promoting violence against women and harvesting one million emails are violations of Substack's terms of service.
 • Charles Bastille
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