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Why Is the New York Times Trying To Make Trump Sound Like a Genius?
I no longer subscribe to that enabler of authoritarianism, but they still manage to piss me off
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Have Brainworms Taken Over America?
I'm starting to think it's an invasion
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May's Fiction Promos from Other Writers
Check out May's fiction titles from fellow indie writers
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At Work in the Fields of the Lord
Limited Time Availability: Another free excerpt from my novel, Restive Souls
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The Return of PeeWee Secaucus
A lawyer discovers the gift of magic
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The Trump Regime Has Stolen $25 million in NEA grant money since January
Here’s an alphabetized list of organizations whose grants were withdrawn, terminated, or canceled.
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The Vampires of Bodie
The Mouras Encantadas discover the American West
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Have the DOGE TraitorTots Helped Russia Start a Cyberwar?
A security architect for the federal government has submitted a convincing formal complaint to Congress that suggests, "Maybe so."
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I Just Found the Police State Version of Project 2025
Project Esther cynically uses the fight against anti-semitism to encourage Trump’s darkest instincts
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The First Reckless
Helping someone revisit their past can come in handy once in a while. Just ask Gladstone Freely.
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April 2025

Meet Stephen Miller's Boss: Susie Wiles
The president's chief of staff is the mastermind behind the nation's first troll presidency
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Is Satire Possible During the AI Presidency 🤡?
Between $Trump Crypto invites and makeup studios in the Pentagon, satire is now fact
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The Saga Continues — Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
A report from Syracuse, New York demonstrates the kind of country we are becoming right in front of our eyes
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April Promos
My tiny personal anti-AI campaign may not be going well
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The Church of Satan is Alive and Well in the Trump Regime
This Easter, let's name names
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Exclusive but Possibly Satirical Transcript of Friday Oval Office Status Meeting
I might claim this as satire, but it probably is not
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Songs of Narragansett: The Black Liberation of Newport: Part One
A small band of untrained soldiers helps the British win the American Colonial Rebellion
[UPDATE] Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
The man whose crime was wearing a Chicago Bulls hat "will never live in the United States again,” according to the mad king's press secretary
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Here's Why Young People Aren't Reading Your Substack
Cliff's Notes: They can't read
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Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia’s only crime was wearing a Chicago Bulls hat
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The Death of Charlie Hollywood
My name is Charlie Hollywood. Before the First Eradication, I was a crypto gamer and financier. It’s all gone, now. All of it.
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Letters from Mr. Fulbright, April 6, 2025
A demonic perspective on the mad king
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The Fifty Planets of the Broken Messiah
Questions from a distant world
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The AI Presidency and Tariffs
When AI is used to set tariffs, silly things happen
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