Archive - Ruminato

An Open Letter to the Religious Leaders of the World [UPDATED]

It's time for a yearly summit to address the scourge of fundamentalism, especially in the three Abrahamic religions

Mar 29 • Charles Bastille

Why Ice Won’t Be at Polling Stations During the Midterms

Some laws are unclear. This one isn't.

Mar 27 • Charles Bastille

Did nobody tell the mad clown that billion dollar warships against $50,000 drones is no way to win a war of choice?

Mar 26 • Charles Bastille

The Chicago Tribune Disappoints, but They Can’t Ruin Ruminato Customer Appreciation Day

Since everything is free here, all I can give away is my appreciation. Also in this post, a very bad headline by the Chicago Tribune

Mar 24 • Charles Bastille

Trump Holds Talks with Imaginary Iranians

Next thing you know, he'll be King of Qom

Mar 23 • Charles Bastille

[SATIRE] Ruminato Announces its First Movie Production: Ghost

We knew Trump would ejaculate a terrible response to Robert Mueller's death, and we were ready

Mar 22

No, the Iran War Is Not About Trump Incompetence

It's not even about incontinence — it's about clinical insanity and why he needs to be removed from office

Mar 20 • Charles Bastille

Why Passing the SAVE Act Might End Republican Rule

The obscenely named "SAVE" Act would prevent millions of Republican women from voting

Mar 19 • Charles Bastille

[SATIRE] Movie Review: Hegseth's Heroes

This comedic romp through a fictional Nazified America turns the old sitcom, Hogan's Heroes, on its head

Mar 17

Remember When We Used to Care About Climate Change?

The Crisis Presidency has managed to shove climate change off our radar

Mar 15 • Charles Bastille

It's Retribution Friday in TrumpWorld

Not even Indiana or Bari Weiss can escape his toxic fumes

Mar 13 • Charles Bastille

Restive Souls Excerpt: Moriarty's Tale

The Brits take Charleston, but a British captain grieves

Mar 12 • Charles Bastille

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