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Have You Reported Andrew Tate Yet?
Promoting violence against women and harvesting one million emails are violations of Substack's terms of service.
 • Charles Bastille
In "Thrash," The Trump Supporter Dies at the End
Thrash, a new entry in the Shark Week genre, gleefully eats a Trump supporter while the people we care about live
 • Charles Bastille
Why I'm Not Leaving Substack.
Fight or flight? My answer is to fight cowards like Andrew Tate
 • Charles Bastille
[Satire] Paramount Skydance to Reboot "The Chosen"
Newly Trumpified movie studio to take over all rights to the original
 • Charles Bastille
How to Argue with Trump Loons About Iran, plus Some Bastille Groveling
And also, why sharing is caring!
 • Charles Bastille
The U.S. Needed to Bomb Iran Because They’ve Been Attacking Us for 47 Years!
Debating Trump's Iran War defenders can be done with two words and one name: Mohammed Mossadegh
 • Charles Bastille
The Trickster Laughs at Us While His Sycophants Roll in Mounds of New Cash [UPDATED]
The TACO Presidency is the Trump crime family's alarming new way to haul in cash
 • Charles Bastille
The People vs. Donald J. Trump
This presentation to a jury of his peers is also a handy, comprehensive reference to his crimes when you debate those somehow still on the fence about…
 • Charles Bastille
A Song for Vampires
An Easter story: Atticus Argeadai (Jade Mourning) visits the Middle East
 • Charles Bastille
Psalm of Vampires: Chapter 24
Hunger Pangs
 • Charles Bastille
Friday's Insanity Roundup for the week
Pam Bondi goes to Disney World, Laura Loomer nails an Army General, a big Kit Kat heist, and more
 • Charles Bastille
Midweek March Madness in the White House
A late night midweek random wrap up because the mad clown snatched valuable TV time
 • Charles Bastille
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