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No, the Midterm Elections Did Not Kill Identity Politics
Instead, my friends, the midterms were a triumph for identity politics.
 • Charles Bastille
[Satire] Meet Greta, Owner of the World’s First Castration Station Franchise
Peter Thiel and other tech bros now have a fast, clean, easy way to a longer life
 • Charles Bastille
Letters from the Groyper Front: The Apocalypse Is Upon Us
It’s as if a thermonuclear event pushed our entire movement back under the rocks
 • Charles Bastille
Stephen Miller — the Last Man Standing—Again — Kicks Susie Wiles to the Curb
And Trump tricks the New York Times yet again
 • Charles Bastille
Time for a Ruminato Food Drive
Wherein your author hopes to tap into your good mood by begging for food
 • Charles Bastille
Democrats Swept Statewide Offices in Texas and Georgia [UPDATED]
Two sleeping giants, the Tejano and Black votes, energized two Southern states
 • Charles Bastille
Here are Eight Christian Democrats Looking to Counter Republican Hate on Election Day
Republicans don’t follow Christian teaching. These candidates are trying to drag them to Sunday school.
 • Charles Bastille
We Just Learned More About Ken Paxton’s “Biblical Grounds” Divorce
What’s next for Ken Paxton, an OnlyFans account? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, as long as you’re not slinging Christo-Nationalism in…
 • Charles Bastille

October 2026

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