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Announcing the Ruminato Circumcision Service — Exclusively for MAGA
That Time God Sent a Galaxy-Sized Fireball to Earth
Charles Bastille's Guide to U.S. Presidents
A Valentine's Day Letter from the Front Lines
The Trump Regime Just Came One Step Closer to Killing Your Children
A Dust Storm for Daisy Gilbert
70,766 were in ICE detention as of January 25, 2026, according to TRAC Immigration.
CoreCivic’s Ethnic Cleansing Program
Meet Hero Journalist Sarah Conway
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Why Voting in the Midterms Is More Crucial than Ever
Now They're Arresting Journalists: Don Lemon Arrested
Here's a List of Companies and their Software ICE is Using to Track and Kill Us
Jared Kushner’s Plan to Maximize Profit on Gaza’s Killing Fields
I Smell Victory: Time to Put the Foot on the Neck of This Regime
The New York Times Calls the Regime Liars While CEOs Cower
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The Scope of Trump's Presidential Grift: More than $1.4 Billion
The Real Reason Behind the Myth of White "Supremacy"
Proof That Donald Trump Is Clinically Insane
Welcome to the Greenland Mineral Extraction Project
This Week in Patriotic Grift (and Terror)
The Trump Regime's Psychology of Terror
Give Me My Money, America!!!!!!
Trump to Hold Lottery for Admission to the U.S.
And So Begins Year Two of My Stroke Recovery
The New York Times' Two Hour Trump "Interview" Was a MasterClass in Sanewashing
Minneapolis Mayor Politely Asks ICE to Leave His City [UPDATED]
Let’s Take a Long Look at the Treasonous Criminals of January 6
Trump's Donroe Doctrine Is Simple: Grievance and Grift
Trump Vows to Keep Invading Countries Until Trump/Epstein Case Is Dropped by Public