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We Need to Talk About Trump's Neverending Wall of Approval
Letters from Mr. Fulbright, November 29, 2025
How to Spend Your Black Friday Boycott Savings
Hi. My Name Is ExxonMobile and I’m a Mass Murderer
Hundreds of Clinical Trials Have Been Cancelled as Project 2025 Guts Health Funding
Trump to Ukraine: "To Russia with Love"
Groyper War IV: More Tales from the Front
New prosecutor tapped to take over Georgia election interference case against Trump
Bovino Gets Another Taste of Chicago Before He Leaves
Exclusive Look into Today's White House Epstein Files Strategy Meeting
Breaking(ish): Chicago on the verge of declaring victory in Battle of Chicago
Here Is the Re-Election Status of the Democratic Senators Who Caved
How a Burning Car Changed My Career Path
Why We Shouldn't Indict Any of Trump's Minions
The Day Zohran Mamdani Made Immigration Great Again
Why We Shouldn't Compare the Trump Regime to Fascism
Noem Calls Illinois Governor Request for Weekend Pause in Chicago Abductions“Shameful”
Announcing a New Subscription Pricing Structure for Ruminato
Sad Samsung Wants the Last Drop of Texas Water
How to Meet Women in the Age of Trump
When Platonic Relationships Begin with a Spark
The AWS Outage Was the Oligarch Stranglers Reaching for Substack's Neck
ICE Gets a Taste of Chicago Resistance [Updated 10.21.2025]
Tales from the Front: JD Vance’s Letter to His Wife Describes the Artillery Attack [Satire]
Exclusive: Transcript of Phone Conversation Between Trump and Putin [Satire]
The Racism That Still Lives Deep in My Bones
My Response to the Young Republicans
ICE Gets a Taste of Chicago Resistance [Updated 10.15.2025]
How I "Met" Sheryl Crow by Filling Out My Anthropic Settlement Claim
It's Banned Books Week in America
Don't Be Fooled By "Trump's" Gaza Peace Deal
A Guest Post from Donald J. Trump
The Extrajudicial Killings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
I Read “A Course in Miracles” So You Don’t Have To
Ruminato's Trump Movie Reviews, All in One Place
Friday Update on the Regime's War on America
Trump's Gaza Peace Plan in Brochure Format
An Update on the Resistance Against Trump's Civil War on America [UPDATED]
That Time a Bully Asked Me for Forgiveness
The Surprising Mainstream Media Photography That Is Covering Your Protests
I Read Trump's Lawsuit Against The New York Times So You Don't Have to
A Saturday Digest of Recent Ruminato Posts You May Have Missed
My Uber Ride Was a Tale of Two Cities
Today's Fascism Action Item: Jimmy Kimmel
If You’re a White Guy Like Me, It’s Easiest to Just Stay Silent
Groyper War III: Behind The Lines
Is the First Amendment Overrated?
On the Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Who or What is Qatar, Israel's Latest Target?
"I’m gonna punch you in your f**king face"
How the Neverending Epstein News Affects Survivors
50% Off, the Hated Substack Subscription Drive, and a Listing of Recent Ruminations
Who Is Next To Disappear? You?
Exclusive Look at Hegseth and Trump's Venezuela Bombing Run
Is the Chicago Tribune Doing Journalism Right in the Trump Sanewashing Era?
Trump Regime Plans to Disrupt Mexican Independence Day Celebrations in Chicago
These Are the U.S. Senators Who Voted Against Vaccines
Meet the Men Seizing Control of Women's Bodies
Waiting For A President To Die
Here Is the Current List of Diseases for Which the CDC Recommends Vaccination
The Sandwich Warrior and the Next Phase of Our Fight
The Final Chapters of The Trial Of Summary James — Nineteen and Twenty
Breaking News Out of Illinois: Trump Regime Demands Voter Data
Possibly Satirical Movie Review of Gerard Butler in "Cracker Barrel Has Fallen"
American Apocalypse: The Trump Regime's Destruction of American Healthcare
The New York Times Just Sanewashed Trump's Sordid Sexual History (again)
The Trial Of Summary James — Chapter Eighteen
The Trial Of Summary James — Chapter Seventeen
The Trump Doomscrolling and Doom Posting is Exhausting
The Trial Of Summary James — Chapter Sixteen
A Personal Note about the Emory CDC Atlanta Shootings
There Are No Leftists in America
Protests in Chicago Disrupt Homeland Security Recruiting Drive
The Trial Of Summary James — Chapter Fifteen
The Trial Of Summary James — Chapter Thirteen and Fourteen
The Money Behind the Supreme Court's Shadow Docket
Breaking News Out of Chicago: Illinois Governor Pritzker Giving Cover to Fleeing Texas Democrats
The Ruminato Guide to Using Images On Substack
This Is What a Ruminato Help Wanted Ad Would Look like If There Was One
Charles and the Story of the Bleeding Brain
Why Greg Abbott and Big Oil Bought Themselves a New Judicial System
[SATIRE] Apple TV+ Show Review: Sick
Obama Presidential Center Announces Plan to Acquire Trump Micropenis
Since Trump Wants to Revive the Redskins, Let’s Talk About Team Names
Why You May Need to Leave Substack
A Dust Storm for Daisy Gilbert
BREAKING: Trump Creates New Human Timeline
Project 2025 Wants to Regulate Your Sexual Activity
It’s Almost Biologically Impossible for Trump to Become More Insane
Is This Trumpenfuhrer Propaganda Video Comedy or Horror?
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's Wife Reveals "Recent Discoveries"
The Detestable Cruelty of Ted Cruz's God
[UPDATE] Did You Receive the Good News from Social Security Today? I did!!!
I Rewrote the Latest Washington Post News Report on Trump's Iran Bombing Run
A Comprehensive List of Project 2025 Authors’ Past and Current Relationships with Trump
That Time Inflatable Alligators Blocked a Jeff Bezos Wedding
Wag the Dog with Iran and Trump in Yet Another Satirical Movie Review
A New York Times Headline I’d Like to See
You Can’t Talk About Trump’s Iran War Without Knowing Some History
This Review of “Two Weeks Later” Might Be Satirical but Maybe Not
It’s Juneteenth, So I Wrote a Novel About the 1778 Emancipation of Slaves
Possibly Satirical Movie Review of "I Love a Parade"
Possibly Satirical Movie Review of New Stephen Miller Movie
Join me on Karen Marie Shelton's Love Stack video Wednesday, June 11 at 2 p.m. EST
Donald Trump Is Nothing More than a Figurehead of Hate
No, Trump Did Not Issue an Emergency Proclamation to Send Troops to L.A.
An UPDATE on Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia
Should We Forgive Elon? Are You Going to Self-Deport?
How I Survived Workplace Ageism
Exclusive but Possibly Satirical Look Into the Musk v. Scott Bessent Fight
Breaking (not satire): Trump Says Biden Was Cloned in 2020
Pouring Boiling Water Over Children
Why Is the New York Times Trying To Make Trump Sound Like a Genius?
Have Brainworms Taken Over America?
The Trump Regime Has Stolen $25 million in NEA grant money since January
Have the DOGE TraitorTots Helped Russia Start a Cyberwar?
I Just Found the Police State Version of Project 2025
Meet Stephen Miller's Boss: Susie Wiles
Is Satire Possible During the AI Presidency 🤡?
The Saga Continues — Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
The Church of Satan is Alive and Well in the Trump Regime
Exclusive but Possibly Satirical Transcript of Friday Oval Office Status Meeting
Songs of Narragansett: The Black Liberation of Newport: Part One
[UPDATE] Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
Here's Why Young People Aren't Reading Your Substack
Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
The Death of Charlie Hollywood
Letters from Mr. Fulbright, April 6, 2025
The Fifty Planets of the Broken Messiah
A Progress Report on the Destruction of America
Netflix's"SignalGate" Is Getting Terrible Reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB
BREAKING: Ruminato Interviews Usha Vance, Commander of the Dog Sled Brigade
Trump 2.0 Is Using Blackmail To Wipe Out DEI
Chuck Schumer: Delete All Libraries and Museums!
And Just Like That, 400 More Dead Gazans
Take Some Time Off From Trump This Morning
Why I Don't Use AI Art in My Substack Writing
Why Donald Trump Should Care About an Arrest in the Philippines
Will Federal Employees Create an American Fallujah?
Was Mary Magdalene an Apostle?
If It Seems Like Everyone Is Getting Dumber, It’s Because They Are
How Psyops Are Killing Republican Voters
Looking for Things To Do on BlackOut Day?
Things To Do on the First Economic Blackout Day
A Tour Through the Republic of Texas in 2032
Attention Substackers: ProPublica Is Trying To Expand Its Local Reporting
I Used ChatGPT To Write a Presidential Executive Order
We Need to Bring Back the Greek Gods
[BREAKING UPDATE] No, Musk’s Teenage Tech Bros Can’t Rewrite the Federal Code Base in a Week
Trump’s Toxicity Will Extend for Generations
Is Medium on the Verge of Shutting Down?
The Second Coming of Ronald Reagan
A Quiet Place in the Hellish Rafters of Dissent
No, Musk’s Teenage Tech Bros Can’t Rewrite the Federal Code Base in a Week
How Destructive Will Tariffs Be? Let’s Ask Umair
A White Man's Journey Through Black History Month
The Laws of Waffle House Fighting According to Moses
The Full List of Government Agencies and Programs Frozen by Trump
The Full List of Government Agencies and Programs Frozen by Trump
Trump Didn't Win the Election — The Three Headed Media Monster Did
Biden Declares The Equal Rights Amendment Now Part of the Constitution of the United States
TikTok — Counting the Days Until Trump's Fully Vegetative State
Can Pete Hegseth Can Take Down the Military Industrial Complex?
The Challenge of Writing Novels in the Age of Algorithms — Plus... Promos!
Ten Things Biden Can Do Before Inauguration Day Now That He Has Immunity
Will Artificial Intelligence Lead to a New Species of Humans?
Exclusive Look At American Special Forces in Greenland